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Funny Marital Woes |
Full Husband & Wife Sms Message-->    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. U order what u want, then when u see what the other person has, u wish u had ordered that. |
Husband & Wife Sms message Title:
Funny Marital Woes |
Full Husband & Wife Sms Message-->    Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. |
Husband & Wife Sms message Title:
Funny Marital Woes |
Full Husband & Wife Sms Message-->    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! |
Husband & Wife Sms message Title:
Funny Marital Woes |
Full Husband & Wife Sms Message-->    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. |
Husband & Wife Sms message Title:
Funny Marital Woes |
Full Husband & Wife Sms Message-->    Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. |