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Cool Cow Gear!!! |
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Santa: That cow is a lovely colour. Farmer: Yes, it's a
jersey. Santa: Oh, I thought it was its skin |
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Chess With A Dog!!! |
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Santa sees a dog playing chess with Banta n exclaims 'Smart
dog'. 'Nah, he's not so smart,' Banta replied. 'I've beaten
him 3 out of 5'. |
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English Exam |
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Banta 2 his friend aftr English exam:'4 d past tense of
THINK, I thought and thought and finally wrote THUNK!' |
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Outstanding Santa |
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Punjab Govt. officer Santa decided 2 speak only in English
and shoutd at his peon 'Why r u outstandin! Plz income. |
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Message Karne Waala Bhi Gadha! |
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Santa read the graffiti on the wall. It read 'Padne waala
gadha. Santa thought for 1hour, erased it and wrote
back,'Likhne waala gadha.' |