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1 Gujju 2 Gujju 3 Gujju |
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One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train. Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train. Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train. Four Gujaratis is a dandiya-raas session all night long. |
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What Is Bombay? |
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One Bombayite is a hawker. Two Bombayites is a film industry. Three Bombayites is a slum. Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd |
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Ek Kutchi Anek Kutchi |
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One Kutchi is a kirana shop. Two Kutchis is a stationery shop. Three Kutchis is a saree shop. Four Kutchis is the entire Bombay retail trade |
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6 OR 9 |
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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL. Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Beppo Singh: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Beppo Singh: Are u trying to fool me, u've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! |
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Amritsar Ek Second Me. |
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar ?" Just a sec," says the rep. Thank u." says the Sardarji and hangs up. |